Ways To Make A Teacher Want To Hit You

.Walk into the classroom like a super spy.
.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask ”DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????”.
.Don’t do your Homework.
.When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
.When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”.
.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.
.Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
.Speak in French.
.When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.
.When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
.Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
.Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’.
. Talk to a pen.
.When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
.If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.
.Smile. All the time.